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All it takes is one bad year. DC are definitely having that filmically speaking. First BvS split audiences right down the middle, then Suicide Squad, which looked so promising, had a fairly negative reception amongst both audiences and critics. The DCEU is stumbling right when it should be getting us excited for the main event; the Justice League movie. Continue reading
Okay, here goes. I’ve been putting this off for a while now, but I’m ready to stand up. Ready to plunge my hands into the filth of the internet, so that you can keep yours clean. I’m ready to say some things that might not be popular. Ready to suggest that this film might not be perfect, but that it still might not be an abject failure. Ready to tell you all to calm the hell down with your hyperbole. Because I’m the reviewer that you need, not the one that you deserve. Continue reading